viernes, 22 de junio de 2012

Oda a Cinebasura

La primera vez
me dije ¿esto que es?

¿Uwe Boll en HD y en Uve O?
la vi pero por la ausencia del segundo audio en su emisión
hizo de aquella ocasión que pasó de ser una presunta satisfacción a un insoportable horror

La siguiente fue la Tomba
y yo saltaba a la comba
mientras veo esos descartes de la momia ya nada me agobia
y todos los personajes se cuadran para una foto mientras yo me río tanto que casi poto

En esta ocasión disfrute de unos comentarios en perfecto castellano
de unos muchachos con muy buena mano
un tal Paco Fox que debe ser familia de Samantha Fox
y un tal José Viruete que es mejor que Chanquete
con un invitado estelar, Miguel Angel Vivas que llego expresamente desde las Maldivas

Despues llegó una sucesión de clásicos de esos en los que Garcí no reparaba pero mas de uno (entre los que me incluyo) disfrutaban

He visto cosas impagables de calidad inigualable
Arneses en 3D que se ven del derecho y del revés
Un altavoz con sobredosis de hormonas que se traga a una persona
Grandes divas del cine en sus papeles mas memorables, Ana Obregon, Marta Sanchez y Gurruchaga que ademas no llevaba bragas
Pelis de Bruce Li y otras que superaban con creces a sus inspiradoras robowar es lo mas de lo mas

Es hora de programar el iplus para conservar algo que esta noche veré con 39º de fiebre y me flipará
Karate rock hará de esta noche un gran colofón

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